- Thank you, Superbook Show.

(Mia clears throat)

Oh, thank you for watchingthe Superbook Show.

(spring boings)

- What's that?

- It's the best and worstnews I've had in a long time.

- Spill it.

- My teacher asked me to tutor.

- Okay.

- It's usually an honorto be asked to tutor, but

- What is it?

- She asked me to tutor Jason Douglas.

- What's wrong with Jason Douglas?

- Jason Douglas is my sworn nemesis.

- Wait, you guys tookan oath to be nemeses?

- Yeah, it was at an archenemy convention.

- Oh, they have those.

- No, but if they did.

- Okay, cause that wouldbe a weird convention.

Anyway, you know what theBible says about enemies?

- Smite them? Make them walk the plank?

- Close. Love them.

Jesus says love your enemies.Bless those who curse you.

Pray for those who mistreat you.

- So?

- That's your response? I didsay Jesus said it, you know.

- That's not what I meant.

I meant, so I bet Jesus wants me to tutor.

- Well, I'm sure thetutoring program could really

use someone like you.

- So you're saying Gotham needs me?

- You're a superhero now?

- No. G-O-T-H-A-M. It's thename of our tutoring program.

Getting others to honor and merit.

- Get out of here.

- I'm serious.

You should hear what wecall our other programs.

- All right. Anyway, you'vegot to accept your assignment.

- I do. I turn all of themin. Double-spaced, on time.

- No, I'm saying God may sendyou where you don't want to go

but you still got to go like Jonah.

- No, I cannot. I will not go there.

- [God] Jonah.

- Destroy the city, Lord. Bury it.

But I beg you, leave me out of it.

- Jonah and I are not the same.

- What? Roll the tape.

- Lord, that place is home to enemies

who have attacked and killed your people.

- God sent Jonah tominister to some people

who he considered to be enemies.

Nineveh is Jason Douglas.

- All right, I see your point. Wait.

- Uh huh.

- Am I going to getswallowed by a giant fish

if I don't tutor Jason?

- Hey, that's between youand God, but I don't think

anyone's been swallowed bya giant fish in a long time.

You're probably okay.

I'm gonna ask God to helpme show love to my enemies.

And I'm going to start bytutoring Jason Douglas.

- So, you know I'mreally sure no giant fish

is going to come swimming at your door.

- That's good cause Ilove fish, and I feel like

getting swallowed by onemight ruin seafood for me.

- His word is forever alive.

- Check out thesuperbookshow.com

to learn more about loving your enemies.

Love God by loving people.

Spill.

Spill it, don't just spill.

Spill it all over the floor. Melt please.

- And I'll start by tater, tatering?

- Tater tots?

Oh, that made me laugh so hard.

It's just a funny word.

So I'm gonna tater tothim. Throw taters at him.

That's my fish.

You missed it.

- [Woman Off-Camera] Everything else

is still the same you guys.