- Welcome to "The SuperbookShow", and the Virginia Zoo.

And while you're at the zoo,

you might as well have some

- [All Kids] Fun!

(happy music)

- [Quinn] Wait for me, what?

(screaming)

- What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom!

- What do you call analligator that steals?

A crookodile (laughing).

- Where does a 10 ton elephant sit?

(laughing) Anywhere he wants to.

(elephant trill)

- What happened when the lion ate a clown?

He felt kind of funny.

(honking)

- Why do rhinos wear bells?

'Cause their horns don't work.

(laughing)

(bells)

(bouncing noise)

- Can a kangaroo jump higherthan the Empire State Building?

Of course he can.

The Empire State Building can't jump.

- Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk.

(elephant trills)

- What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast food.

(laughing)

- Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Because it takes them a longtime to swallow their pride.

(gulps)

- What do you call it whenyou lend money to a bison?

A buffa-loan.

(register chime)

(laughs)

- What insect is bigger than an elephant?

A gi-ant.

- Why does a crocodile live in salt water?

Because pepper makes him sneeze.

(laughs)

(sneeze)

- What steps should youtake if you see a tiger

start chasing you?

Big ones, really, really big ones.

(stomping)

- What did the mommabuffalo say to her son

before he left for school?

Bison.

Bison.

(grunting)

- Why don't bears wear shoes?

They'd still have bare feet.

(chuckles)

(grunting)

(sniffing)

- What's a snake's favorite subject?

Hisss-tory.

(rattles)

- What has four legs, atrunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

(horns)

What?

You thought we were gonnado another elephant joke?

- How do monkeys get down the stairs?

The banana-stir.

(snare drum)

- What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

- Why shouldn't you takea red panda to the zoo?

Because he would muchrather go to the movies.

(chirping)

- I have more elephant jokes.

- Of course you do.

- How do you fit fourelephants into a Honda Civic?

- No clue.

- Two in front and two in back.

(car doors shutting) How canyou tell if there's an elephant

in your refrigerator?

- How?

- Footprints in the butter.

How can you tell ifthere are two elephants

in your refrigerator?

- How?

- You can hear them talking.

How can you tell ifthere are four elephants

in your refrigerator?

- How?

- There's a Honda Civic parked out front.

(honking)

One last thing.

- [Kids] His word is forever alive.

(swooshing)

- What's your favorite animal joke?

- Try one of your own, or one of ours

on your friends and familyand then tell us how it went

in the comments below.

- And remember, a groanafter a pun is a compliment.

(groans)

- See you next time.

And while you're at thezoo, you might as well

have some fun.

- Sorry, okay.

- [Camera Woman] One more time.

- Where's my peeps?

Fun, fun, fun.

I'm so goofy and weird but that's okay.

- What, you thought it wasgonna be another elephant joke?

I just spat everywhere.

- [Camera Woman] Okay, do it again.

- Yeah, that was awful.

(beep)

- What's your--

- [Camera Woman] Ah,just kidding. (laughing)

- Train.

- What's your--

(beeping)

- Get destroyed.

- We interrupt this program--

- No we're not doing that.